At All Buttoned Up, our reviews have our boot rating system. This is where we break down the good, the bad, and the downright dreadful on a scale of 1 to 5 boots. Remember, more boots mean better content!
| Rating | Meaning |
| 1 boot | Utter Garbage – This is so bad that you should never listen to, watch, or consume it. Seriously, put on your boots and stomp this monstrosity out of existence. Forget about it ASAP. |
| 2 boots | While it’s not a complete disaster, it’s still nothing to write home about. Keep looking. |
| 3 boots | It’s right in the middle. It could be a decent way to pass the time, but don’t expect anything amazing. Not terrible, though. |
| 4 boots | Well-made and enjoyable! It might have some unique or cool elements. All Buttoned Up definitely gives it a thumbs up! |
| 5 boots | This blows everything out of the water. You need to check it out! Tell everyone you know and spread the word. This is the next big thing! |